Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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