my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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