he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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