who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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