member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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