I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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