Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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