i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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