walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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