THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I forget how to act sober
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