In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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