Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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