I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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