I'm so fucking centered right now
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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