I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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