I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
