Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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