If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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