they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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