If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
Randomize
