Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
What a dumb baby whore.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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