Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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