We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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