Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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