He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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