that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
