He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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