How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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