I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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