im about as happy as oj after his trial
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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