Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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