Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
