I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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