What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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