what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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