This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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