why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
People in love make me want to vomit
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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