Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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