And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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