We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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