I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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