9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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