Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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