i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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