I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
All I want is dick and wine.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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