I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
