My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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