So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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