whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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