im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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