Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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