It was confusing and full of hummus
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Sorry my hands just texted you
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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