Define "chronic" masturbator.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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