I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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