I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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