Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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